So, I had an idea.

That we all remember the good stuff we bought back in like ’07, ’08 or even as dreadfully far back as ’09? (’04, ’05 and ’06 if you can.) Well, adding a spin to the delightfully miserable Sophia Harlow’s blogger challenge, take all that garbage you don’t wear anymore, and try and make an outfit out of it, that would still pass as a good outfit under today’s standards.

My inspiration is classic Italian looks. I probably failed, but I’m used to it already.

If my arms were longer, they’d be snuggling with my cooter.

I’m not bald.

I really am not bald.

No, I’m not bald asshole.

So, do it if you’re like me and you really have nothing else to blog. Plus I’ll make Valeria Jefferson give you a handjob or something.