It’s an Oral Pleasure to Meet You.

Why, hello there. I’m Kendra Coakes, and this is my first time at attempting an actual blog. Let me start off introducing myself by informing you that I’m sarcastic, and I’m not saying this like some brat going for the ‘SL BITCH’ image. I’m not narcissistic, that’s all sarcasm, too. If you as a person can not comprehend sarcasm, it’s better off you don’t read this blog.

On the brighter side, one of my joys is making people laugh. If I can do that, then I’ve made us both happy. Maybe a little sexually on my part- who knows, let’s see.

Waiting to start my soon to be booming blog, I figured I’d start off with a small leap. Being the benevolent faghag I am, I asked one of my gay ho’s to guest spot on my first post to broadcast our impeccable fashion skills. He is a girlface here, because we’re showing off how delightfully and visually stunning these new skins are. This is definitely the best introductory skin line yet in Second Life, hands down.

Click on pics to enlarge, my lovely cohorts,  and marvel out our astounding beauty.  Our computers suck so don’t mind the quality, but our angelic faces prevail.

My buttocks look like two peaches conoodling on the beach, just how I like it.

Have you ever seen such graceful, succulent little nipples?

The skin looks absolutely beautiful.

Even with minimal make up.

Beauty in action. He’s leaning back because my av farted. He’s pretty though.

If your eyes haven’t bmelted out of your skull from the blinding light of our copious amounts of beauty, you could clearly see that these are worth~ da~ munay~. Did I mention da munnay~ is only 800L?

I promise not every post will be smearing my cheap lipstick on the designer’s ass, but I really have no critiques about this skin. If hand drawn skins are your bag, this is your over the Designer Gucci overnight bag, baby.

Wow. I actually battled my limited attention span, while listening to Meredith Viera’s life story, and finished my first blog post that isn’t making fun of anyone! Even if you hate me dearly, you gotta like, pat me on the back for that one.  I’ll see you next time, lovars. <3.

::Style Notez::

On Tracey-Poo:

Skin: -tb- Hiccup Tan Skin – Swoon (light thick brows)

Cardi: [Decoy] Just Peachy Cardigan – Rose Pink

Tank: Narwhal – White Lace Strappy Top

Boots: *Kookie* Pomski Coffee Candy Boots

Jeans: Unreleased

Hair: Maitreya Piper II – Ash Blond

On the masterminded, beautiful diva (me):

Skin: -tb- Hiccup Tan Skin – Drama

Cardi&Tank: [SC] Surf Couture – Kettle Corn Cardigan – Faded

Jeans: fri. – Iunno Jeans (Dark Wash) – Cuffed

Chucks: AKEYO_shoes_CHUCKS

Cross&Chain: *SiSSi*  Cross Choker Necklace

Hair: fri. – Yelena.2 – Blonds / Delighted Blond